Children are safer after arrest of the Bundler |
Police wish to update a report where one Ethan James was the victim of a bundling attack by a hitherto unknown assailant on September 21, 2012.
The attacker has been caught and his identity revealed. Police say the New Family Dad was the attacker but declined to give a motive for the crime.
Police remind citizens suspects arrested for crimes are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
A randomly chosen, know-nothing man on the street interviewed for this report commented, "I'm not surprised at all that it was him. The way he treated those kids! It had to be him. I am just glad they caught him." When asked if he knew the New Family Dad he replied, "Who is that?"
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Poor Buddy. He's too big for swaddling. Growing up means giving up some things, but it also means getting other things.
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