If Dad had to guess…
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I am mad. I am really super mad! Nothing could appease me.
Nothing! I am going to scream until the end of eternity! I- oh wait this
comforter is really nice, so cool and so soft. But, I am mad, really mad! I am
going to clench my fists and- oh the pacifier is such a nice touch, how ever
did you know? Stay focused; I am mad and I am going to scream it to the world! I,
I, I,… (snore).
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Hey, what happened? I was totally wasted on the car ride
buzz thing. Like, dude, you got anymore car ride? Just a bump? I’m good for a
bump. No, really? Not even a trip around the block?
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What is wrong with you people!? Everywhere I go its paparazzi!
Get that camera out of my face you, or I am going to go all Bieber on you. Puh-leeze,
you think you got some right to photograph me? I’ll run you over with my
Fuh-R-eee!
(Off camera: “That’s Ferrari
dear.”)
Like I care? Just move.
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