DAD recently noted that children should come with handles affixed to their back, attached to their spine between their shoulder blades, and their butt.
This is necessary so parents can easily snatch them up and safely carry them kicking and screaming to their room for nap or time out.
Also it would be useful for snatching them off of the table top after they have climbed up there for the sixth time that day.
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