Mom and Dad's resolutions are the same ones they are every year (get in shape, lose weight, eat healthier, blah blah blah).
Dad is usually good for about eight weeks. He can get down to about 5 lbs. of his ideal weight, but then the carbs start calling. It is subtle at first, a plate full of french fries flies by him in a restaurant on its way to another diner. Then it becomes more overt, the bread rolls get placed in front of him and stare at him during the entire meal. Then they slowly become an increasing portion of his diet until, oops, he is 15 lbs. overweight.
So his resolution this year is not just the same old resolutions, but a resolution to keep the same old resolutions until April 15th.
Oh yeah, and to have this
by using this
You can stop laughing now.
Nope, sorry! Can't stop laughing! EJ might figure out a way to use that thing for locomotion, though! Happy New Year!
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