ARE you or someone you know addicted to the New Family blog?
Do you have any of the following signs or symptoms:
- Anxiety while awaiting the next post
- Checking the blog several times an hour
- Disappointment when the blog isn’t updated frequently
- Stealing time from friends, family, or employer just to “sneak a peek”
- Telling yourself that you only need one last view
If any of these apply to you, you may need professional help.
Dr. James says*: While
a treatable chronic condition, the New Family blog addiction is a known medical
malady for which there is no cure. Treatment consists of gradually reducing the
number of visits to the blog to four times per day at regularly scheduled intervals. With the patented Dr. James* technique, I have successfully treated no patients to master their addiction.
You too can master your addiction. Get the help you need. Call
or log on today.
*These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. Dr.
James is a quack unable to practice medicine, although if you need a tax CPA he
might be able to help. There are other cures for this addiction. You should
independently investigate all treatment options and select the one most
appropriate for you, like babysitting the New Family Twins. © 2012 Hamn Danasik
Family Enterprises. All rights reserved.
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